Mario is evil

Jan 28, 12:20 PM

mario comic

— Viral Nerd

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Comment

  1. Shopped, i can tell by the blood pools and shadows.

    — Alex · Dec 27, 12:06 PM · #

  2. It’s not shopped, I was there, I took the photo. Also, I watched JFK get shot from the grassy knoll.

    — Anon · Dec 27, 12:08 PM · #

  3. i vote that no one say anything to Alex, just so that this comment board isnt filled with stupid stuff.

    — Jesse · Dec 27, 12:09 PM · #

  4. Never thought of it that way

    — Ky'lath · Dec 27, 12:59 PM · #

  5. That’s ironic, Jesse, since you shutting the fuck up would have much the same effect :)

    — TheGabe · Dec 27, 02:11 PM · #

  6. WOW! THIS IS SHOPPED?! I NEVER KNEW! </sarcasm>

    — Weeba · Dec 27, 02:20 PM · #

  7. fuck koopa troopa hes a bish put a cap in his arse

    — plus1bish · Dec 27, 03:28 PM · #

  8. eighth!

    — Nig Gers · Dec 27, 08:51 PM · #

  9. Look at that….Mario killed my son

    — Padre · Dec 27, 10:58 PM · #

  10. No, a preemptive attack was justified. Koopa had kidnapped the princess and was threatening use of weapons of mass destruction. Back in the 80’s Mario had dropped him into some lava, but Koppa survived. Acting on a UMK (united mushroom kingdom) resolution, Mario was authorized to invade the MK from his home base in Brooklyn. The plan was to attack the weak point on the border at Levelone and proceed through the provinces of Leveltwo and Levelthree. Intelligence reported Koopa to reside in the capital city Leveleight. Collateral damage to infrastructure and natives are to be expected…it is they who will likely bear the high cost of justice.

    — blop · Dec 28, 12:00 AM · #

  11. Does it matter if it was shopped? Lets see you do something Alex

    — yup · Dec 28, 02:01 AM · #

  12. It was not justified!UMK fed lies and propaganda to the public in order to Gather the magical stars in Levelthree and Levelfour and the lava propulsion technology research base in Leveleight.The whole thing is a lie so the corporate powers in UMK could get a profit.After the whole incident there were no weapons of mass destruction found.And you consider that as a surprise?UMK used devious tactics and bought Mario with the promise of keeping everything he pillages on the way including gold coins, mushrooms,Mark1 and Mark2 fireflowers.The whole thing is a hoax and should be reported to the geneva convention.We just hope we can do something and protect the rest of the world from the UMK-s imperialistic tendecies

    — Epiziarh · Dec 28, 10:07 AM · #

  13. Did anybody read the Super Mario Brother’s manual? The bricks are the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom – part of Bowser’s original evil plot was to transform the people into bricks, and kidnap the Princess because she was the only one capable of turning them back.

    Mario is not only evil, he has no regard for the people of the Mushroom Kingdom – he destroys their transformed bodies, preventing thousands of them from ever being revived, and for what? Because a few of them might have coins inside?

    — Hevach · Dec 28, 11:05 AM · #

  14. The ‘shopped’ comment was hilarious (as were the people crying about it, its called sarcasm people).

    — Comatose · Dec 28, 12:07 PM · #

  15. Weeba, you forgot to start with <sarcasm>

    — Avalance · Dec 28, 01:18 PM · #

  16. cant we just talk about the fucking picture i mean clearly it is shopped cause if u look really close there is a city in the background… i thought they were building those pyramids to stay out of that smiling sun

    — me or him · Dec 28, 03:16 PM · #

  17. not shopped

    — j · Dec 28, 10:59 PM · #

  18. Its a cartoon!
    What else could you possibly expect?
    That this was ever a scene in mario?
    I really don’t remember it..

    — DJ · Dec 28, 11:01 PM · #

  19. fake!

    — thousandlegger · Dec 28, 11:37 PM · #

  20. You’re all retarded, of course it’s shopped, look at the pixels! I’ve seen plenty of shops in my time, and this is definitely one of them.

    — Buster · Dec 29, 12:56 PM · #

  21. Definite shop, no doubt about it.

    — David · Dec 29, 01:57 PM · #

  22. this is shopped, i can tell because of the pixels

    — Troll · Dec 29, 02:03 PM · #

  23. Shop? I’ll take you to the candy shop!

    — Jimmy · Dec 29, 09:37 PM · #

  24. this is a real frame from the game!!!
    you dumbasses
    i freakking remember this shit
    this is not shopped shut the hell up you gay 40 year old virgins

    — YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED · Dec 30, 01:42 AM · #

  25. I agree with Alex. Totally shopped.

    — Legion · Dec 30, 01:51 AM · #

  26. Epic Shop. Also is from the game. SMB3, world two, level one, bitches. I remember that shit.

    — Skorpyo · Dec 30, 09:45 AM · #

  27. Fuck you you stupid trolls you ruin the internet with your shopped remarks.

    Its a fucking cartoon go die in your moms basement.

    — trollkiller · Dec 30, 02:16 PM · #

  28. anus touch

    — ruddegar · Dec 30, 04:37 PM · #

  29. who gives a shit if its shopped it is funny!!!!

    — neo · Dec 30, 06:35 PM · #

  30. The sun looks constipated….

    — Lucky · Dec 30, 08:04 PM · #

  31. simpons did it.

    — autumn · Dec 30, 09:51 PM · #

  32. i saw humpty dumpty fall of a wall

    — ken · Dec 31, 07:34 AM · #

  33. its shopped??????
    no way dipshits!
    i was really thinking it wasn’t for a second. I mean with the totally rated E for everyone graphics and the totally correct proportions from turtles to goombas i was just quite ignorant as a matter of fact.
    thanks for the obvious, where would i be without you

    — lighthouse · Dec 31, 04:02 PM · #

  34. Faked!

    — Quark · Dec 31, 04:21 PM · #

  35. lol at lighthouse. you didn’t get the joke

    — jimmy · Jan 1, 12:41 PM · #

  36. they deserved it they kidnaped the princess doesnt matter about propaganda or any of that

    — sam · Jan 1, 01:55 PM · #

  37. your all idiots

    — dope · Jan 1, 07:59 PM · #

  38. Yes, it may be shopped, but will it blend?

    — Blendtech · Jan 1, 08:44 PM · #

  39. Every picture i stumble upon has a comment saying ‘photoshopped’ (not sick of that joke yet?), then a bunch of people whinging about it.

    — Last comments i ever read · Jan 1, 11:07 PM · #

  40. as if this is shopped, koopa runs around my city all the time. pfft you people are like those dicks that think the moon landing was faked! for shame!

    — maggot · Jan 2, 01:02 AM · #

  41. “your all idiots” — the irony

    also, ITT, newfags

    — anon@anon.com · Jan 2, 02:49 AM · #

  42. Hey, wait. This Mario game wasn’t in 3d!

    — Jesse · Jan 2, 02:56 AM · #

  43. There is not shopped. I’ve been working as a MSI (Mario Scene Investigator) for years. Mario’s complete disregard for Goombas has become a serious threat. This vigilante was once justified, but he has turned in to a tyrannical bastard.

    — Mario Scene Investigator · Jan 2, 03:02 AM · #

  44. the shopped mario picture was good, but the message board is the really entertaining part

    — phil · Jan 2, 04:58 PM · #

  45. dear dumdums,

    1) IT’s A CARTOON!!!! for goodness sakes, no one cares about your intense pixel knowledge!!
    2) just appreciate it as art and stop stressing about it!

    GOODGOD!

    — sdkljfaldskjfalsdkjf · Jan 2, 09:07 PM · #

  46. holy shit im stuck. i just lubed up the doorknob to my bedroom, turned around, stood on my tiptoes, and slid it into my asshole. now i can’t get off of it! i’m commenting from my blackberry – please send help!!!!!!

    — Evander T. · Jan 3, 03:36 PM · #

  47. fake

    — anon · Jan 4, 07:04 PM · #

  48. …BOOTYCAKES!

    — anon · Jan 4, 09:20 PM · #

  49. Dear Idiots,

    1)It’s a JOKE!!!!! Of course it’s NOT shopped! ;D
    2)Just laugh and stop stressing about it!

    BADDEVIL!

    — fjkdslafjksdlafjlkds · Jan 5, 07:21 PM · #

  50. HE KILLED THE BABY GOOMBAS

    — me · Jan 6, 01:23 AM · #

  51. how can this be shopped? it was a drawing… i think its funny :)i <3 mario even tho he’s a goomba murderer

    — Mckinsey · Jan 6, 05:50 PM · #

  52. it’s true mario is a goomba murderer. though his brother luigi is not, luigi had originally refused to help him on his quest. mario had threatened to give luigi’s girlfriend daisy to bowser… IT’S NOT LUIGI’S FAULT!!!!!

    — mario scene investigator rookie · Jan 6, 06:39 PM · #

  53. “Just laugh and stop stressing about it!”

    But…it isn’t funny, never was, and never will be.

    Wherefore then comes the laughter?

    — Faranya · Jan 7, 06:59 PM · #

  54. From which social class are the people coming from to comment on this post?
    Is is that difficult or inquiring too much education to find out that Alex (Comment #1) is just trying to make fun of Shop-shouters?

    — Letsplaay · Jan 15, 09:37 AM · #

  55. Wow you people suck at jokes

    — KM · Jan 15, 12:57 PM · #

  56. OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! u people need to get a life, lmao…no wait…dont, u need to keep on doing what ur doing to entertain the rest of us :)

    — pandora lyn · Jan 18, 09:10 PM · #

  57. I enjoy the sun in the corner. He’s looking down and saying “Oh shit. I can’t believe that happened. I’m staying the fuck up here.”
    Probably the same response a lot of the people have when you see someone getting their ass kicked or someone’s airplane bombing into the water.

    — Michael T. Esq. · Jan 19, 09:38 PM · #

  58. Oh my god is 4chan invading the whole internets? (i can tell it by the pixels, and having done quite a bit of trolling in my time)…

    — Rick A. · Jan 30, 09:14 AM · #

  59. Goomba Genocide is not funny and should not be taken lightly. Why should their race be punished because their ruler is an asshole. I think Mario and Koopa should settle there differences, without sacrifing the lives of innocent mushroom beings just trying to get by.

    — Help the Goombas!! · Feb 8, 12:01 AM · #

  60. Both sides are being manipulated! It’s all a conspiracy! Toad and the Princess are in on it. Bowser and Mario are merely overpowered pawns… All in a scheme to sell the land cleared by Mario attacks!

    — Konspiracy Koopa · Feb 10, 12:40 AM · #

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